Curse

Terra Xin · Nov 18, 2006, 02:55 PM // 14:55

If your Character was able to give a word in battle, what would it be? Post your ideas here. Make them creative, and let them reflect the attitudes that you have built up with your favourite characters:

My Mesmer would say:

"Whatever it is you think I might consider pondering about having, there is a slight chance that I 'honestly' have the opposite to what 'you' or 'you do not' have... You're dead now. That was a good Diversion wasn't it?"

"My only weakness is being called ugly. It's a shame for you though. Nothing is more handsome than I am. With that being said, you have nothing that you can use against me."

"Feel the bitter warmth of Lyssa as she will love you and break your heart - all in the blink of an eye. Such treasures and travesties can bring the strongest of men alive with might, and succumbed into woe."

My Ritualist:

"I am envious of my Ancestors. All I get to do is make balls of their channeled energy and volley them one after the other in a constant stream of painful lightning towards my enemies. My ancestors however, get to experience the tearing of flesh and the shocking burn of the skin. Maybe I should have been born a Warrior..."

"Father. If I drop you now, with no enemies around, you're not going to get much excitement out of it... what? No! That's disgusting... No I said!... If you ask me one more time, I'm throwing your ashes off of the cliff!... Oh now don't be like that... I was just kidding, I wasn't going to throw you off of the cliff."

"May your chains be bound to the earth, and your shackles barred against your spirit. May your limbs stretch from limit to limit, and your mind become distraught with pain and anguish. Grenth be, our guide to unify us as whole. Spirit! Arise from the Mists, and take Vengeance on those that have despised you!!"

My Monk:

"It is of my own interests that I decide to protect your life, and I will do so as long as my mind is in the right. Under such agendas - that of which are mine, to guaruntee your survival, will ensure mine also."

"My fellowship is under your faith, Dwayna. But my actions are deemed by the alternating mind of Lyssa."

pinoy474 · Dec 01, 2006, 07:02 AM // 07:02

My Warrior: Black Wyn

After dealing the killing blow:
- "Who said I would play fair?"
- "How's the other side?"
- "Fight much?" (If the enemy dies within 10 seconds)
- "I think I overestimated him." (if the enemy dies within 5 seconds)

Before Combat:
- "Another stupid foe...WhoopDeeDoo."
- "Bye Bye"
- "Are you kidding me?"

During Combat:
- "Ouch..this guy can do some damage"
- "This guy is a joke"
- "This is tough...sweet" (only if he fights the same enemy over 20 seconds)

Nearly Dead:
- "Wow..I might actually lose"
- "Can I get a heal?"
- "I guess this is goodbye..."

Sitting Around:
- "I'm hungry"
- "Yes, let's relax"
- "What a nice place"

Rain Knight · Dec 01, 2006, 08:21 AM // 08:21

Warrior
"You want a piece of me? boy.."

would be better if they actually voice act it out..
like for weapons you use..
if its 15^50
"For Strength and Honour!!"

if its 15% -10ar
"TO THE PAIN!!!!!"

etc...

clawofcrimson · Dec 01, 2006, 10:46 PM // 22:46

"for the win!"

Elemental Cotton · Dec 02, 2006, 02:05 AM // 02:05

Heh, it sounds fun.
My Elementalist:
-"My spells sure shocked you, didn't they?" (She's an aeromancer.)
-"Hope you enjoy dying, that's what you get for ruining my armor!"
-"Since we're going to just stand around, mind if I sit down? I'm tired."
-"Darn, Ether Prodigy got stripped."

Monk:
"Everyone stay together. I can't heal you all if you're too far!"
"KILL THE MESMER!"

While being attacked: "KILL THAT THING THAT'S ATTACKING ME!"
Out of energy: "Um, I'm out of energy.." (Would be funny to see that.)

Markaedw · Dec 02, 2006, 04:28 AM // 04:28

here are some things that I say when I play my necro

"Let the boys handle 'em"
"Babies, protect you Mamma!"
"Hold up, I need to do some maintenance"
"You should really think twice before attacking a minion master"
And if I get called away by the rest of the team, I raise a minion and say "So you won't get lonely"

My Ele, when she does a point blank attack "You really need to get outta' my face"

Platinum Agent · Dec 02, 2006, 04:41 AM // 04:41

My Warrior: Gold Agent -

Outside of Combat

"Why am I traveling with you?"
"Can we go home?"
"Are we there yet?"
"Did you have to bring ME?"

During Combat

"Say hello to my little friend!"
"Run him through!"
"Die, fiend!"
"IWAY!!!" (I don't use IWAY, but that would be very interesting for a hench to say.)

Getting Hit

"Nice hit! One damage! Let me show you what I can hit..."
"Don't we have a prot monk? No? Damn."

Near Death

"Heal me!"
"Our monk is a noob!"
"Do we even have a monk?"
"Which one specced to prot instead of heal?"

Saphrium · Dec 02, 2006, 05:18 AM // 05:18

Warrior:
What's the big deal? It's not like you are a legendary survivor.

Monk:
If you do stupid things, I won't heal you. Wait a minute, let me rephrase, I won't heal you.

Necromancer:
You are not on my team? Good. Fight for me.

Dervish:
I used to be a hard working farmer on a wheat field, now I am doing basically the same thing, and get more respect.

Assassin:
Memento Mori.

MegaMouse · Dec 02, 2006, 05:19 AM // 05:19

A couple my Elementalist might say:

Watch out, the sky is falling. (just before setting meteor storm off)
OOO toasty Char make such good bonfires. Anyone got some marshmallows??
Third degree burns anyone??
Meet my best friend, ffire.
Dang I got Char all over my armor.

My Warrior might say:

Bring it on, I can take anything you dish out.
Stop that it tickles.
I have nothing against you, so just die already.
Does blood realy match my hair.

Mega Mouse

Thomas.knbk · Dec 02, 2006, 12:47 PM // 12:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum Agent

"Which one specced to prot instead of heal?"

Exept that protection owns healing in the face.

My warrior would say:
In rest
"Anyone for HA?"
"Are We Gonna GvG?"
"I'm bored"

In Combat
"Adrenospike in 3,2,1"
"Blind on Three (when blinded ofcourse)"

Near death
"Oh my god, don't use healing breeze!"
"I knew I shouldn't have joined you!"

dudeimoncoke · Dec 02, 2006, 07:03 PM // 19:03

"Good game"

Platinum Agent · Dec 04, 2006, 04:41 AM // 04:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas.knbk

Exept that protection owns healing in the face.

Quoted for truth. But then again, if I was dying, I think I'd want some healing instead of protection. I don't use mending (actually, I don't think I have any self-heals at all...).

Thomas.knbk · Dec 04, 2006, 04:26 PM // 16:26

Yes, but protection can prevent more damage than healing can heal. That means if you're dying with 1 heal and 1 prot you'd have been already dead with 2 healers (yeah, there is a limit to this. 1/1 is better than 2 prots), but that's stuff for another topic.

Flopjack · Dec 04, 2006, 06:54 PM // 18:54

Necromancer:
"More have come to join my army?"
"The power of death is intoxicating."
"Suffering, torment, anguish... what a disgustingly beautiful day."
"Watch now as you wither away to nothing."
"As you weaken, I strengthen"
"You may be feeble, but Grenth can still use you."

Ritualist:
"@$#% SAVAGE SHOT STUPID @$%@ RANGER YOU @#$@!!!!!!!"
"You do not want me to drop this vase."
"I have more sprits than you do brains. I only have one sprit."

Elementalist:
"Die!"
"Die, freak show, die!"
"Die! Burn! Die!"
"Fireball! Die!"
"Meteor to the face! Die!"

Shuuda · Dec 05, 2006, 01:19 PM // 13:19

Ranger:
"Time to show these losers why Blitzkrieg and I are the best."
"Face the power of Blitzkrieg!"
"There's a good boy, eh Blitzy."
"It's too hot here, isn't it Blitzy."

Assassin:
"Have I not given you enough reasons to fear me?"
"You eye's will lie to you."
"Enjoy your suprise?"
"Don't you have a tactical bone in your body?"
"Lady Lyssa, be on my side."

Necromancer:
"Rise up, and fight in the name of Shuuda!"
"............death...."
"Feast upon them."
"My army rampages, like a stormy ocean."

Mesmer:
"Lets see how you like my blizzard."
"Hail Lyssa."
"Bah, Shuuda and that dam wolf of yours, just keep out of my bussiness."
"Blood red is not my colour, but it will do."

Toutatis · Dec 05, 2006, 02:56 PM // 14:56

Mesmer:
"You're going to need someone of my superior style and intelligence. Some call it ego, but I call it talent."
"Be careful. Don't do anything stupid that might get my hair messed up."
"Yes, let's stop for a rest while the world is imperiled. Let's have tea and crumpets while we're at it."
"Entertain us, you slow witted oaf!"
"You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't."
"En garde, cretin!"
"I don't remember casting Imagined Burden on you..."
"Chaos, panic and disorder - all in a day's work."

Assassin:
"Wake up - time to die!"
"Light and darkness are illusions for those who cannot comprehend the shadows that combine them."
"The two sides of the blade are useless without the sharpened edge between them."
"You are the weakest link. Goodbye."
"Did that hurt? Too bad... You should have surrendered more quickly."
"...and that concludes today's practical demonstration. Any questions?"

Monk:
"You need me more than I need you, although as you ask so politely..."
"Someone call for the doctor?"
"Feel the wrath of Balthazar!"
"Turn your head and cough!"
"Don't think I'm gonna rez you if you're just going to go off and commit suicide again..."
"Am I going to turn this Aura off, or are you going to see sense?"
"Who's the squishy one NOW?"

Earth · Dec 05, 2006, 06:01 PM // 18:01

Warrior:
"What do you mean my axe hurts?"
"Heal me you stupid hench!"
"Don't run away now it's just getting fun!"

Assassin:
"What do you mean, I can't tank?"
"Don't rush in in you idi... ouch..."

Platinum Agent · Dec 06, 2006, 04:51 AM // 04:51

Might as well add my Assassin...He'd only have one thing to say: "Go to the Underworld."

Geishe · Dec 06, 2006, 06:39 AM // 06:39

My Ritualist ^^

"Scuse me, where should I drop you? ... Well, you see, its just, I'm blind..."

LightningHell · Dec 06, 2006, 09:18 AM // 09:18

My Monk:

"Even though my name is I Am Bad At Monking, I'm pretty certain your healer's worse."
"You'll be just fine. The enemies are more pathetic than I am."

My Mesmer:

"Your pathetic attempts to decollate the speaker is a certainly sustainable and valid proof of your incicurably disgraceful level of intellect. Want me to write that out?"

My Warrior:

"We complement each other well. I kill and you get killed."

My Elementalist:

"Redecoration of your face is in order."

(I should change that since my Elementalist's really just a HP bot.)